A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

(Pope)


And so this post will be about yours truly - who else am I an expert on? My face -















Writing this blog, all I am armed with is my beloved customised Dell, my darling Fuji camera, and the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (which my mother bought in late 1987).


I hope to make this my style blog. Knowing me though, anyone who finds this blog will probably also be exposed to mindless chatter and random late night ponderings from a sleep-deprived, diet coke addict, who is watching David Attenborough and QI reruns because she is too lazy and tired to go to bed - now that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It's sad but true.


One thing about me is I hate to be copied... the more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else. so embrace yourself completely, we don't live in 1984.


I am currently looking forward to this:



Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland - I wonder if it shall be the childhood fantasy or the very adult drug trip version?

So wise so young, they say, do never live long.

(Shakespeare)

My first ever blog! It's rather exciting. What makes me tick?

Surreal.

Red lipstick crack whores. I like off-the-rails skinny girls - as long as it's not me.

Diet coke is my poison.

I like Agyness Deyn, I love leather, I'm a huge fan of spandex... so this middle photo makes me happy!

Gemma Ward is perfection.

Ps. I hate beige. I also hate beige people. Bland, unoriginal...ugh.

To anyone who reads this blog, BIENVENUE!